Gilbert Muir is a Spoony Bard

Gilbert Muir's a Spoon, he's a Spoony Bard
He's the Spooniest Bard in the whole Square world
He's a Spoony Bard if there ever was a Spoon
He's a Spoon to all the boys and girls

On Monday he's a Spoon, on Tuesday he's a Spoon
And Wednesday to Saturday—Spoony Bard
Then on Sunday just to be different
He's a Super King Spoony-oony Baay-ard!

Have you ever seen this Spoon, Gil Muir
He's the biggest Spoon in the whole Square world
He's a mean littl' Spoon and he has a Spoony harp
He's a Spoon Spoon Spoon Spoon Spoon Spoon Spoon

Spoon Spoon Spoon Spoon Spoon Spoon Spoon 'cause
He's a Spoony Bard
Gilbert Muir's a Spoon
And he's just a Spoony Bard

Gil-bert is a Spoooooooona...